The First Half of 2018

It’s been a while (2 or so months) and I have no good excuse. Not sure if I’ll return to regular posting but I figured I could go through the first half of 2018, including a ton of stuff I didn’t review.


Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

Over time, this movie has grown on me more. Even if it doesn’t quite work as a comedy, fantastic performances, and a great story easily make up for it. This is the only movie I’ve seen this year that I could easily recommend to anyone.

Unless you’re sensitive to swearing, which makes me wonder what the fuck are you doing here?

A Futile and Stupid Gesture

As someone who was absolutely unfamiliar with Doug Kenney, I found this movie rather hard to get into. The movie seems more focused on delivering laughs than telling any sort of story, which to me was a detriment. My other problem is that the movie seems to gloss over the more tragic parts of Doug Kenney’s life. Still, if you are familiar with Doug or National Lampoon, you may get a kick out of it.

Den of Thieves

A mindless action movie that is way too long. It’s also a rip-off of the vasty superior Heat. I can’t say it made me angry, but at the same time, I can’t recommend it over Michael Mann’s masterpiece.

Flint Town

This documentary focuses on the lives of the police officer’s in Flint, Michigan, during the water crisis, the 2016 Presidental campaign and various police-involved shootings such as the shooting of Philando Castile and the Dallas shooting where five officers were killed. Combine that with high crime rates, political distrust, funding, and staffing issues and you have a city seemingly on the brink of collapse.

My only complaint is that at times the series becomes more focused on style rather than substance, but you have any interest in policing or the situation in Flint you need to watch this documentary.

Black Panther

Although I’d consider this movie overrated, it still was entertaining. A solid villain and interesting visuals keep Black Panther from being completely disposable. If you’re looking for a fun comic book movie you could do much worse, but you could also do much better.

Red Sparrow

Despite an interesting concept, Red Sparrow offers nothing but boredom and desperate attempts at shock value. I’d probably recommend Atomic Blonde before this one, and I fucking hated Atomic Blonde. Except for the stairwell scene. That scene is dope.

Jessca Jones Season 2

Although nowhere near as good as the first series, Season Two of Jessica Jones is the best series in the Netflix Defenders series since at least Luke Cage. An engaging story and good lead actors carry somewhat bad effects, filler side plots, and a frustrating start.


Certainly not a movie that’s for everyone, and that would happen to include me. For every interesting idea or great visual effect there seem to be bad dialog or holes in the group’s planning. That said, it’s in no way a bad film and if you’re interested in seeing it, I’d say it’s worth a watch.


If you need a review of this movie you’re not the target audience. Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson and a big CGI gorilla tell science to go fuck itself for the entire runtime.

Happy! – Season One

Take one part Sin City, one part Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, and one part Crank, and you’ve got yourself Happy! What really carries the show is Christoper Meloni, who is fantastic as the detective-turned-hitman Nick Sax. That being said, sometimes the show gets a little sidetracked on trying to be whacky and eccentric rather than developing the plot.

Deadpool 2

Although the story and directing are better this time around, Deadpool 2 never really seem to rise above its peers. I still can’t bring my self to get all that invested when all the main characters are practically invincible and there are no real consequences to what happens. You can spout all the movie references and meta jokes you want, but if there’s no consequence, I’m going to lose interest.

At least the trailers were fun.


All Walls Must Fall

All Walls Must Fall is so close to being an indie gem it’s painful. Unfortunately, an interesting concept with fun combat isn’t enough to save the game from its repetitive nature and bland level design.


Coming of the fantastic Shadowrun games, I figured Harebrained Schemes would have another home run on their hands with Battletech. Unfortunately, I was wrong. Oddly enough it has the opposite problem as the Shadowrun games, with decent (yet not amazing) combat and a bland story. As much as the combat was weak in the Shadowrun games, the world building and stories kept me motivated, whereas the story in Battletech is so generic and by the numbers, I just don’t give a shit.

Another game I’d compare Battletech to is Jagged Alliance 2. Both games center around a group of mercenaries who are hired to liberate people from a tyrannical government. The difference is that Jagged Alliance 2 has personality and charm. Even with its very basic story, Jagged Alliance 2 has fantastic characters, great dialog, and diverse playstyles. It’s honestly frustrating to see a game that was made 19 years ago do so many things better than a game made recently.

This is what my life’s become.

Hopelessly searching for a worthy successor to Jagged Alliance 2.

Even as the industry moves further away from what made Jagged Alliance so good…

i keep screaming


Jessica Jones Season Two – AKA Another Messy Marvel Series

Spoilers for Season One and minor spoilers for Season Two of Jessica Jones beyond this point:

Season One of Jessica Jones is easily one of my favourite comic book adaptations. Unlike many comic book related media it presents a flawed hero, surrounded by mostly interesting side characters and an engaging villain who had interesting motivations.

Despite my enjoyment of the first season, I had my fears for the second. With a great villain dead, I had my doubts that there could be one to equal him. Additionally, I found every Netflix Defenders series following Jessica Jones to be of mixed to poor quality. Last year was especially atrocious. If Iron Fist, The Defenders or The Punisher had been my first series of this universe, they would have also been my last.

Admittedly things do not start well. The first few episodes came across as unfocused and haphazard. Like many of the Defenders series before, Jessica Jones Season 2 suffers from an overbearing amount of subplots. In addition to the main story, we also have side plots involving a rival private investigator, Jeri and her sickness, Jessica’s new love interest Oscar and his custody issues with his son Vido, Trish’s attempts to break into doing ‘serious news’ among others. Honestly, some of these side-plots could easily have been cut from the show without consequence.

Performance wise, the leads are good as always. Krysten Ritter owns the cynical, alcoholic mess that is Jessica Jones, and Rachel Taylor and Eka Darville are both great as Trish and Malcolm respectively. Carrie-Anne Moss is also great as Jeri, even though her storyline felt completely pointless. That being said, some of the side characters are rather badly written, including the c̶o̶m̶e̶d̶y̶ ̶r̶e̶l̶i̶e̶f̶ cringe-inducer known The Whizzer, a fat man who somehow has superspeed (which admittedly is only a bit more ridicous than a petite woman like Jessica having super strength). What makes The Whizzer particually bad is the fact that he puts the plot into motion, despite being impossible to take him seriously. The character of Trish also becomes rather unlikable in this season. I don’t mind characters who walk the line of unlikable, but I Trish constantly steps over that line and it just doesn’t quite work.

Sometimes the effects were distractingly bad with rather obvious green screen. Many of the gore effects are poorly done. This includes a cheap looking mask which was supposed to show a horrifying injury but instead had me laughing my head off.

With all that negativity out of the way, Season 2 isn’t a complete failure. Story-wise, things feel a lot more grounded, compared to the mystical Hand from Daredevil Season 2, Iron Fist, and The Defenders or the generic CIA conspiracy nonsense of The Punisher. Part of what drew me to the Defenders Universe is the ‘street level’ crime-fighting that contrasts against the saving the world stories that fill comic book movies.

This is also the first season in a LONG time to have an interesting antagonist. Although the main villain wasn’t as compelling as Kilgrave, they were still much better compared to other bad guys in the Defenders Universe. They had motivations that go beyond basic ‘I want to live forever’ or ‘I want money’ and end up coming across as human beings instead of someone for the hero to defeat and the audience to hate. On the subject of Kilgrave, I was nervous knowing he’d be in Season 2, but I felt he was rather well utilized and his presence actually added rather than detract.

Like Jessica Jones herself, this season is a bit of a mess. I’d say it’s worth a watch if you like the character of Jessica Jones, but it never comes close to the quality of the previous season. I’m honestly pretty over the Netflix Defenders franchise and I’m not sure if I’ll even bother to watch the next one, which is a shame, as the potential is truly there.

As for the current series, here’s how I’d rank them, from best to worst:

Jessica Jones Season One

Daredevil Season One

Jessica Jones Season Two

Daredevil Season Two

Luke Cage Season One

The Defenders

The Punisher

-Going to jail for posting a comical Nazi pug video

Iron Fist

All Walls Must Fall (Don’t Tell Trump)

This game came out of nowhere for me. One day whilst browsing the Steam store I saw a cheap, turned-based, cyberpunk-themed game called All Walls Must Fall. Developed and published by inbetweengames, All Walls Must Fall occurs in an alternate timeline where the Cold War never ended. It is now 2089 and a rogue nuclear strike has devasted Berlin. Your objective is to go back in time and figure out who is behind the attack.

Every mission has you moving around a nightclub, with your objective involving the idea that you must locate a person or an object of sorts. Whilst sulking around these bars you will most likely end up talking your way into off-limit areas or ventilating agents that are coming after you.

During the game, you are able to manipulate time. You can rewind time, rewind enemies, or rewind yourself. This allows you to do things such as regain health and ammo or rewind enemies to a point where they hadn’t detected you. This is truly the only gimmick this game has to offer and is the only reason I’d give it any sort of recommendation.

My first problem with this game is the level designed. It’s bland and repetitive, even though it’s all procedurally generated. If you are a game developer and you are reading this: STOP USING FUCKING PROCEDURALLY GENERATED LEVELS FOR MAIN CAMPAIGNS! All it says to me is that you cannot be bothered actually designing levels. If you want to have a sidemode with procedurally generated levels, that’s fine, but I have never played a game where an algorithm has created a compelling experience.

The worst way to open your game.

All the levels take place in the same locations with the same grey look with the same NPC models where you have the same conversations and complete similar objectives. There is one thing a short game shouldn’t be and that’s repetitive. Sure, games like Max Payne 3 or Bastion may be short, but they have at least have visual and gameplay variety.

Not only is this game visually repetitive, but it’s also ugly. The world looks grey and bland. Additionally, characters all have this really unnatural walking style that looks ‘off’. Other indie cyberpunk games such as Ruiner, Dex, and the Shadowrun Returns series all have much richer and engaging art directions.

Get used to this. It’s how the entire game looks.

Things do start to light up when gunfights begin. Bullets illuminate the area and there’s an impressive amount of carnage from environmental destruction. The gameplay also becomes much more interesting as you try to juggle the ever-increasing amount of guards with a combination of time manipulation and deadly weapons.

The music is also appropriate, although it’s repetitive. The fact that the music does follow the action occurring on screen is pretty cool, but I can’t say I really cared for it either way.

I never really engaged with the narrative as both main characters are uninteresting. There are also two moments that I felt completely failed. One of these is where the character looks out to the ‘beautiful sunset’ where the world looks grey and bland as the rest of the game. The other is a really lame attempt at breaking the 4th wall that was cringe inducing. Even worse, the only way to get the ‘good ending’ is to complete the game without killing anyone. These means no combat, which is the only part of the game I’ve praised during this review.

The only thing saving this game is that it can be had for the low price of $10 US. That said, this game could have been a turn-based classic if it had more focused content. The premise is great and the gameplay is fun, but the overall execution lets it down.

Red Sparrow

Continuing my two-part review series on movies about coloured animals, Red Sparrow is p̶o̶r̶n̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶s̶o̶m̶e̶ ̶s̶i̶c̶k̶o̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶r̶e̶ a spy thriller directed by Francis Lawrence (Three movies of The Hunger Games series, I Am Legend). It stars Jennifer Lawrence as a ballerina turned secret agent trained to seduce others and then get information from them. She then becomes involved in a plot to track down a mole in the Russian intelligence service to prove her worth.

With the right direction, this could have been an amazing psychological thriller that delved into a dark, twisted world. Unfortunately, no such direction can be found in Red Sparrow.

The only interesting idea this movie this movie has is the ‘Red Sparrows’, agents who are trained to seduce their targets, basically turning these agents into sexual objects. This element only serves to add nudity, sex, and even rape into what is a basic spy thriller with unengaging characters.

I will admit some scenes did shock me, including a torture scene towards the end that made me extremely uncomfortable. Sadly, extremely uncomfortable was the only other emotion I felt whilst watching this film apart from extremely bored.

The performances weren’t all that great either. Jennifer Lawrence is a complete flatline, but to be fair her character is intentionally made to be vague to hide her true motivations for the sake of plot twists. The problem with that is that I had no interest in the plot or the characters and that the main twist at the end was predictable. If it were up to me, I would have made this movie explore the main character’s mind as the movie goes on, and how psychologically painful her situation is, rather than hiding her emotions from the audience.

Most of the other actors are okay, but I found Jeremy Iron’s Russian accent to be inconsistent and Mary Lousie-Parker was frankly painful to watch during the few scenes she’s in.

I really don’t have much else to say about this one. The sound design and cinematography are both decent at best so the only thing Red Sparrow has to offer is shock value. I’ve always found people who focus on being shocking have very little of value to say, and that certainly rings true for Red Sparrow.

Black Panther

It’s official, I now have to use two hands to count the amount of Marvel movies I’ve watched. That probably tells you how much I care about those movies and honestly the only reason I saw Black Panther is because I had nothing better to do.

Black Panther is the 18th film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, where T’Challa/Black Panther (Chadwick Boseman) becomes king of Wakanda after his father dies. Wakanda happens to be a technologically advanced nation that hides from the world. T’Challa is forced to deal with events that involve a situation in the past involving his father and Erik ‘Killmonger’ Stevens (Michael B. Jordan).

The story was surprising engaging in a Marvel film. This isn’t another origin story, nor is it filled with multiple cringe-worthy attempts of humor. Additionally, the villain Killmonger has a motive that goes beyond ‘I’m a bad guy and I want to destroy/rule the world’ and that really elevated the movie. It also sends a good message without being overly preachy. My only complaint storywise is that towards the end there could have been bit more of a body count for some of the minor characters. In my opinion that would have added more gravity to the conflict that occurred.

One thing I think really helps this movie is the unique fusion of African culture with science fiction. This gives Wakanda a unique feel that separates it from other comic book movies. For the most part, the CGI is good, but sometimes the effects were lacking and the green screen was obvious.

Unfortunately, a lot of the technology that Wakanda uses comes across as extremely overpowered. For example, Black Panther’s suit is not only bulletproof, but it can be hidden in a necklace and is able to absorb energy that can be then discharged. There’s even one point in the movie where Black Panther is hit by two high explosive grenades in rapid succession yet is completely unharmed. I’m fine with superheroes having powers and such, but they also need some sort of weakness or limitation. In fairness, there are a fair amount of scenes that find ways to either get Black Panther out of his suit or to disable it, and the action was still fun, even if it lacked tension.

Performance wise, I found everyone to be passable without being amazing. I quite enjoyed Andy Serkis as eccentric arms dealer Ulysses Klaue and Michael B. Jordan as Killmonger was surprising compelling for a Marvel villain. Chadwick Boseman was fine as Black Panther, but the character never reached the levels of Hugh Jackman as Logan or Robert Downey Jr as Iron Man.

Overall Black Panther is a solid comic book movie that has a unique visual style and plenty of enjoyable action. It’s not quite on the same level as Logan or Sin City, but as a fun movie made for the lowest common denominator, you could do a lot worse.

The Cinematic Video Game Experience

Games inspired by movies are nothing new. Straight adaptions used to be rather common, despite their poor reputation. That said many games do borrow from the big screen whilst providing an entertaining experience. Down below you’ll find a few of my favorites.

Duke Nukem 3D

That 40-pixel kid would’ve been fine if he’d kept his hands inside the ride. It’s called natural selection.

Probably the closest we’ll ever come to Arnold Schwarzenegger: The Video Game, Duke Nukem 3D puts you in the boots of the crass but lovable Duke Nukem as he fights the aliens that have taken all of Earth’s babes.

When he’s done murdering aliens, Duke often takes the chance to spout out a one-liner that is likely borrowed from a movie such as Evil Dead, Aliens or They Live, where ‘his’ iconic line “I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I’m all out of gum” comes from. Levels also often make direct reference to movies such as Star Wars, Mission Impossible, Die Hard and Dirty Harry among others.

The game itself has rather solid gameplay. This is your typical 90’s shooter with fast movement, fun weapons, sprawling level design, and creative enemy design. It’s aged rather well and with a modern control scheme, it plays like any modern shooter, only with effort and care put into the level design.

Fuck you Levellord, I’ll do what I want.

Unfortunately, the only version available is the Duke Nukem 3D: 20th Anniversary World Tour, published by Gearbox Software. This version costs $20 US and only comes with two expansion packs whereas the previous Atomic Edition came with all four expansion packs (granted the 20th Anniversary edition comes with an exclusive pack unavailable anywhere else). It also means you’ll give money to Gearbox Software and between Duke Nukem: Forever, Alien: Colonial Marines and the highly overrated Borderlands series I do not believe they deserve the money.

After Duke Nukem 3D, two similar games came out, Shadow Warrior and Blood. Both these first-person shooters run on the Build engine and seek to parody Asian cinema and Horror movies respectively. These two games are much harder than Duke Nukem 3D and can be a pain to get running on modern hardware. That said, if you’re up for the challenge you will likely find a lot of enjoyment from Shadow Warrior and Blood.

Jagged Alliance 2

No screenshot will really do Jagged Alliance 2 justice, so I’ll just make fun of EA instead.

A crack team of elite mercenaries liberating a small third-world country run by an over the top dictator sounds like the perfect premise for a cheesy action movie. Jagged Alliance 2 puts you in charge of this mission, guiding mercenaries through their mission.

Many of the mercenaries you hire fit the mold of action movie stereotypes. You have the overly-serious Europeans, tough as nails military guys, and mysterious assassins fill out the cast of colorful guns for hire. These characters spout constant one-liners whenever they make a kill or do something good.

The game itself is a lot of fun. Combat is challenging and only ever feels somewhat unfair when you have to fight indoors. Every character oozes personality and you genuinely care about the wellbeing of your mercenaries. In addition to managing your mercs, you also have to train militias to defend towns and protect your precious mines from recapture.

I can’t preach about Jagged Alliance 2 enough. Still to this day I have yet to find a turn-based game that gets me excited as much as this one. It will take some patching to get working on modern systems, but the juice is worth the squeeze.

Max Payne Series

The only thing in this kitchen being served is a dose of lead. (Max Payne 3)

I’ve already typed my love for this series on my blog before. A cop on the edge, on the run and out for revenge. Whether it’s the hard-boiled Hong Kong action offered by the first, the over the top, Matrix-like combat of the second or the brutal nature of the third game, this series has always provided an action-filled experience that is not to be missed.


AKA I’m Glad I’m Not Cleaning This Up: The Game

Continuing with slow-motion badassery, F.E.A.R. combined Hong Kong action with Japanese horror and American sci-fi to create an amazing experience. The first F.E.A.R. has you playing as a pointman for First Encounter Assault Recon, a special forces unit that investigates paranormal happenings.

Forced acronyms aside, this game has some of the best firefights ever put to pixels. Enemies are intelligent and communicate with each other as they try to kill you.  To even the odds, the player is able to use bullet time, and a variety of weapons that include dual-wield pistols, a shotgun, and a laser gun that strips the flesh off of enemies.

The combat in F.E.A.R. absolutely wild, with blood and debris spraying all over the place. The carnage provides a visual feast that is rather brutal, especially when Alma gets involved.

My only complaint is the game does get repetitive. Most firefights are against similar enemies, but the way the AI engages the player makes up for it. I’d recommend skipping the sequels. I refer to the second game as Diet F.E.A.R. as it’s a watered-down version of the first game, and the third game is just a bad Call of Duty clone.

Splinter Cell: Conviction

Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell Conviction2015-10-18-15-23-34.jpg
Spiderspy, Spiderspy. Does whatever a Spiderspy does.

This is an odd sequel for the Splinter Cell franchise, but that doesn’t make this any less fun. Just about every cliche is in play here, from the grizzled veteran operative, his obligatory family member, a friendeus-ex machina, henchmen who spout constant taunts, and the bad guys with a plan so ridiculous it probably has more plot holes than I care to acknowledge. Combine this with a conspiracy to take over the US, an orchestral soundtrack and even a handheld camera effect during some cutscenes, playing Splinter Cell: Conviction feels like your blasting your way through a modern-day thriller.

The thrilling cat and mouse game this game makes you play is much more engaging than the typical wack-a-mole shooting that plagues modern cover-based third-person shooters. If detected, enemies will hone in on your last known position. You can use this to set up further ambushes with silenced weapons, explosives or surprise melee attacks.

In a lot of ways, this is John Wick the video game. Playable characters often use the Center Axis Relock shooting technique like Wick does. In addition, there is a focus on headshots as they are the only reliable way to eliminate enemies, and many enemies refer to the player as if he’s some sort of unkillable legend.

With all that said, I feel this game can be too forgiving at times. The player does get unlimited pistol ammo, and the enemies can be rather easy to evade at times. Granted, this does help in making the player feel like a near-unstoppable bad ass, and you will still be punished if you try and go full Rambo. Also, as much as I love the cheesy story, it is well, cheesy. It’s a pretty short campaign too at about 5-6 hours, but the Deniable Ops mode does add an element of replayability.

Tomb Raider (2013) and Rise of the Tomb Raider

Rise of the Tomb Raider has to be one of the most graphically impressive games I’ve ever played.

Finally, the Tomb Raider reboots focus on telling the origin story of Lara Croft. During these adventures, the player is put on the edge of their seat with death-defying platforming among breath-taking environments.

The camera often shifts as you move around ledges or through tunnels, often used to show how long the possible fall will be or another sort of danger. The visual carnage on show feels like it belongs in a Michael Bay or Roland Emmerich film, with buildings often crumbling down as the action and dramatic music ramps up.

Hang in there… (Tomb Raider 2013)

Both of these games have rather fun combat and well-structured levels to explore. I know linear games cop a lot of flak, but I feel these two games have a sense of progression and structure that is really satisfying. Compared to some open world games where you can become rather overpowered quickly if you grind early on, the Tomb Raider games give players tools progressively, always adding something new and exciting as the game goes on. Despite this, exploration is still encouraged, with many bonus items and secrets to find.

Although Lara is a great character, I can’t say the same for the supporting cast in either game. The best thing I can say about them is none of them ever become annoying in any way. Both games also have rather predictable stories that are at best serviceable.

These games are also rather easy. As I mentioned before, platforming is generous and will generally guide the player to where they need to land. Of course, I’d take easy platforming over a game with outright broken platforming.

The End

I know this is just a small sample of games that are heavily influenced by cinema. I know this list is missing many console exclusives (*cough* Uncharted *cough*) that I have not played.

Straight video game adaptations of movies are often clumsy in execution, but that doesn’t mean the art of cinema has nothing to offer gaming, and the games I’ve listed are proof of that.

H̶e̶a̶t̶ Den of Thieves

Den of Thieves is the second remake of Michael Mann’s L.A. Takedown (the first being Mann’s Heat), featuring Geralt Bulter as a giant asshole who also happens to be the head of the LA Sheriff’s Department’s major crimes unit. His gang butt heads with a group of former MARSOC Marines who are also bank robbers. In between the movie’s two shootouts, viewers are forced to watch a bloated mess of a film.

This movie had the potential to be fun, despite the fact it borrows a lot from Heat. Olympus Has Fallen, another action movie starring Bulter, borrowed a lot from Die Hard, but that movie also had its own ideas.

Den of Thieves, however, feels like a straight copy of Heat. Both are based in Los Angeles. Both revolve around a detective and a crew of bank robbers led by a former Marine. Both open to the robbery of an armored truck. Both movies have a scene where the protagonist and antagonist meet at a dining establishment. Both feature a shootout where the bad guys use bounding movement (someone fires/covers whilst the other moves).

The major difference is that Den of Thieves has no real substance when the bullets aren’t flying. The dialog isn’t particularly great and there are many scenes that are unnecessary, such as Curtis ’50 Cent’ Jackson intimidating his daughter’s date or Geralt Bulter harassing his ex-wife at her sister’s house.

Another problem is the protagonist. Although Geralt Bulter plays Big Nick rather well, he is unfortunately the protagonist of the movie. Big Nick is a straight up pig and he never becomes a better person during the events of the movie, nor is he amazing at his job. During the movie, this character kidnaps a person, cheats on his wife (assumably with multiple women), harasses his ex-wife and her date, and even refers to his police unit as a gang. I have a feeling the movie was trying to bring back the manly action heroes Schwarzenegger and Stallone use to embody in the 80’s, but instead of coming across manly, Big Nick is a thug who is unworthy of being called a hero.

I rather like questionable protagonists. One of my favorite movies, The Way of the Gun, has two protagonists who kidnap a pregnant woman to extort money out of a businessman. What makes The Way of the Gun work where Den of Thieves doesn’t, is that it never tries to make either character out to be a moral person. One of the main characters also questions the morality of his criminal life. This complements a really intriguing cat and mouse game between multiple people where motivations and alliances change, whereas Den of Thieves is rather straightforward.

None of the other characters aren’t great either. I honestly couldn’t name any other character than the thieves’ leader Merrimen (Pablo Schreiber) and Donnie (O’Shea Jackson Jr), who is the only likable character in the whole movie.

If this movie had been half an hour shorter, it would have been easier to recommend as a dumb action movie. On the most superficial level, I enjoyed this movie, but I can’t say I’d watch it again or that I would recommend it, especially when you could just watch Heat instead.